Get ready to boldly go where no song has gone before! In celebration of The Lion King’s June 20th anniversary, here’s our hilarious Star Trek Voyager / Hakuna Matata parody, celebrating everything we love (and lovingly mock) about the USS Voyager crew and this timeless Disney classic.
Star Trek Voyager Hakuna Matata Parody
A-Koo-Chee A-Moya! What a wonderful phrase.
A-Koo-Chee A-Moya! Those early DQ days.
It means the Kazon, won't be getting much praise,
It's Chakotay's way,
To stop and pray,
A-Koo-Chee A-Moya!
Why, when Janeway is sleep-deprived,
Caffeine helps her get reviiiiived.
(So true, right?)
She's a powerhouse when she has coffee in hand.
She beat the Borg with it, with strategic command.
And she loves her crew, but especially her Fiiiiirst!
Yet for Shippers, their hopes quite often buuuuurst!
But oh JC, (It's meant to be!)
Your love would be bliss. (We've always known!)
Lock eyes and lean in, (It's happeniiiiing!!!)
And get ready to...
Hey! Not in front of the fans!
Oh. Sorry.
A-Koo-Chee A-Moya! What a strange native verse.
A-Koo-Chee A-Moya! Perhaps it's just a curse.
You'll need to worry, the food just got a lot worse,
That leola root stew,
Will go right through.
A-Koo-Chee A-Moya!
A-Koo-Chee, A-Moya!
A-Koo-Chee, A-Moya!
A-Koo-Chee, A-Moya!
A-Koo-Chee, A-Moya!
It means no promotion, for the rest of his days,
Kim's an Ensign, see,
For eternity.
A-Koo-Chee A-Moya!!
A-Koo-Chee, A-Moya!
A-Koo-Chee, A-Moya!
A-Koo-Chee, A-Moya!
A-Koo-Chee, A-Moya!
Lyrics by Snarglefarg