Tom Lehrer, with his wit quite refined,
Sang of elements in a list quite aligned.
But some isotopes there,
Caused a chemist to stare,
"Its atomic mass was never defined!"
“The Elements” by Tom Lehrer: Inspired this limerick
“You’re the One That I Want” from the Grease Movie Soundtrack: Reimagined as a limerick
He gave her a feeling so grand,
But she issued a firm reprimand.
"My trust you must earn,
A new leaf you must turn,
Or my heart will stay out of your hand.
“The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota” by “Weird Al” Yankovic: Reimagined as a limerick
A dad, with his kin full of glee,
To Minnesota they longed just to be.
Past odd sights they did roam,
To a stringy sphere's home,
A grand ball of twine they would see!
“Scenes from an Italian Restaurant” by Billy Joel: Reimagined as a limerick
At the Italian place, love felt brand new,
Like the finest red wine, its vintage so true.
But life's sauce can turn sour,
Love lost in an hour,
Yet friendship, like good wine, sees us through.
“Love Me Do” by The Beatles: Reimagined as a limerick
A singer whose feelings were deep,
His promise of true love to keep.
With a hopeful "Oh, do!"
"Please just love me!" said you,
For affection his heart would then leap.